What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!