What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?

Is it mine?

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.