What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Joaquin

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "