slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.
To slow down speeding geese!
Slow down and use some lube
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
She thought it was diet coke
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
He was expecting showers.
Everywhere
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
