What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps