What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner