What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner