What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.