What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.