What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner