How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

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Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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It's days were numbered.

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Canadians became *penniless*

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Jose (hoes eh?)

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82