Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!