Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.