Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !