Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.