What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !