What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !

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Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?

A little bear !