What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok