Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.