Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.