Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!