Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse