What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What is a rock's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"