What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!