What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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I've got you under a vest.

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An in-vest-igator!

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Because it was two years old

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investigator

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A Defective!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.