What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!