What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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It didn't like being double crossed.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!