What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!