Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old