Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Aligator Jokes More Aligator Jokes

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old