Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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There is no lunch.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old