Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

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What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.