Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

Why were the Medieval centuries known as the Dark Ages?

It was the knight time

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.