Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.