Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.