Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.

Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte