How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man