How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.