How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!