What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high