What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!