What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."