The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
He dented his tooth
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
An ambulance
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
So your arse doesn't slam.
When the chips are down!
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
A screwdriver
