How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake