How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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A gummy bear!

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.