How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!