How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.