How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.