How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.