How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake