How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver