What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.