What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.