One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Because I slam.
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
A: A mountain with the hiccups.
Are you 0K
An ice Kareem clone
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
You convert it to Islam.
Shi'a LaBeouf
Raise the woof!
The purchaser.
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Revenge!"
