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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Ray!
Petal !
Not Islam
Islams it.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The cast-a-net.
I think I could use a Han here.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
They've a chip on both shoulders
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.