Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Pretzel Jokes More Pretzel Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.