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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
Because they pull out at the last second.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
With oinkment.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Raise the woof!
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They're lit.
Because they're stupid" said her friend.
Pork! Pork! Pork!
The same middle name.
A medium medium on the median.
