Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment