Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof