One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Wrap it around a tree
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Slow clap
A Brojob.
Nacho chips
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
The Woof of Wall Street.
A frog with hiccups !
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
They're both annoying and want your money.
He wanted tequila.