One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
A rural pool.
It chips.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
PHISH
Hell bad people
A lap
He left his home on the range.
Left behind
A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?
A duck. ... with hiccups.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
The baby has a soul.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"