One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Tracey
Plato Nachos
You bust a rime.
GAINZZZZZZ
Pepperoni and cheese.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Freezing.
She became an anchor...
A reporter.
A Quranosaurus.
Islam Christianity sin
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
One. They'll screw anything
