Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.