Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
A taxi
He had to get a new goat !
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
A marine biologist.
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
To liquidate their bills.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
His grades were below sea level
Ba dum ship.