What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level