What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.