What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving