What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.