Boil the hell out of it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Because I am.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
A. I mist you.
A seasoned veteran.
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
Dominicans are close, but no cigar
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
They go ovary and above.
Omlet!
They couldn't be further from my mind.
My toe sis!"
About 3 inches
I Scream.
