Boil the hell out of it.
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A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
A religious movement.
Holy water!
Natalie Wood.
A day old reddit post.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
HeHe
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Because he's Blind Married
Because Paracetamol on fire.
A tea bag last longer in the cup
A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Mourning Wood
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
