Boil the hell out of it.
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A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.
Tap water
Yo You peel me
Because they peel.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
They allel park
Because they only have one *tale*
An alarmed clock.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
His grades were below sea level
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Don't stick around to find out!
