Boil the hell out of it.
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Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
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Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
A religious movement.
Luke Warm
Luke warm.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
A tea bag last longer in the cup
A crippled homo.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
A six-pack and a potato
Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!
Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by
Download Pokemon GO.
An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.