What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.