What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore