What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.