What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

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Put it down, Tyrone!"

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I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.