What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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because he was in Da-Nile

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Bloated.

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.