What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**