What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip