What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."