What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.