Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.