Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!