Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !