Because the shark burped.
A young feminist orphan Annie
He was far out man. --
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A bird that will talk you ear off !
You get a frostbite!
Whatever floats his boat.
All the pairs of floating eyes
A fart taking the elevator.
A: He issues a royal pardon.