Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.