Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !