Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Annie Jokes More Annie Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!