How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.