Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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