Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.