Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.