Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the blind guy have a burnt face?

He answered the iron.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac