What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.