What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it