What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.