Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove
Steven Hawking
Tongue and groove.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A lesbian with a hard on.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
BEST MIME EVER!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A tongue
Its on the tip of my tongue...
None. It is all tongue and groove
A tongue. Hehe
It's all tongue and groove.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
They just wanna watch the world burn
Damn, I burnt one."
Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris
A completely rational fear.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
The beesnese
It tastes better with jam.
He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
He died in his teepee
Euca-lipton
Not in the mainstream
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.
Just say neaux.
