What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking