What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking