What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.