What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking