What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.