What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up