Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."