Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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They're all about force projection.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."