Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."