Ve haff vays of meking you tock."
Snotzis.
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
There's a clock on the stove.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Ve haff vays of making you tock!
