How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What do you call someone who only watches Horror Anime?

A Ouijaboo.

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.