How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.