Executioner Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.