I'll beheading out now.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Hang on a minute."
Decap
He always leaves you hanging
By watching the noose.
No hard feelings.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
Depresso
Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first
With a noose.
Because at last he was in the noose.
Give me a minute to get hard, i just got laid by some chick.
A: The letter "m."
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
removed
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
Shock-top
Because it's
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
