I'll beheading out now.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hang on a minute."
Decap
He always leaves you hanging
By watching the noose.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Milk sheikh
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Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
Because we want to!
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
An ill-eagle
Where else would she beheaded
Because it's harder to pick up.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
When he has sufficient grounds
He was mugged.