Saudi Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What do you call a white Arab prince?

A milk sheikh

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.