Saudi Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

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Moo Slim Jokes More Moo Slim Jokes

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'