Saudi Jokes

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

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