When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political "

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.