When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.