When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.