When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.