Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
He was Edward Snowed-In.
He was snowed in.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
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