Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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I'd tap that.

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Because they were Snowden.

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I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants