Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants