What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Reception Jokes More Reception Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Ceremony Jokes More Ceremony Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.