Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

M Jokes More M Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."