What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!