What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!