What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!