What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!