How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu