How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.