How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!