Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.