Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"