Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.