Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.