How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar