How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.