Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!