How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson