How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.