How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.