What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!