What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.