What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"