Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey