Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.