Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey