Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.