Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.