Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Cold Turkey Jokes More Cold Turkey Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.