Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.