How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

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How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.