How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.